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May 26, 2005
Planet of the Grapes Competition.
Some slightly related from Technorati and Google.
[News, Weather & Sports from Vleeptron] Termite Culture: Sauer Grapes from Helvetia & Lusitania: I have my prejudices, too. Although I have never visited Israel, and would like to pour 12 liters of old motor oil on its current PM Ariel Sharon, and send him to a Gas Giant Planet on the Zeta Beam, I am Jewish, and so have a very soft spot in my heart for the most wonderful, beautiful, gorgeous and talented singer who has ever graced the stage of the Eurovision Song Contest.
[The Big Fuck: Not Your Motherfucking Mother, Fucker] Yeah, So the Cod are Screwed: I mean, in the future, when we¡¯re all, like, making contact with aliens and all, all the aliens would know that we were the jackasses who bombed the shit out of the cod when we were trying to save them. And then when all the aliens got together for inter-planetary sports meets or cool alien gatherings like that, they¡¯d laugh at us and put up signs like ¡®no dumbasses who kill the fish they¡¯re trying to protect allowed,¡¯ but everyone in the galaxy would know they were actually referring to us, just in a really sneaky, clever, alien way. Really clever dudes agree that, in the event of alien contact, it¡¯s important to have galactic cred (Johnson, 2001). That¡¯s why we have to think of a really cunning plan to save all the cod, so that when the aliens come knocking, we can say, ¡®hey guys, not only do we eat cod, we also managed to SAVE THEM FROM CERTAIN DOOM,¡¯ then all the aliens would be all like, ¡®whoa, you guys are really pretty cool,¡¯ then the human race collectively would have enough galactic street cred to hit on all those sexy, sexy alien ladies, which would be totally sweet.
Reflected tags on Technorati: Blog, Wine, Wine, Gourmets Of Wine
Posted at May 26, 2005 11:58 AM
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